kwibom:

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

more like 4 hours of tumblr

(Source: nointerrruption, via zac-afron)

inbroadwayvalley:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

there was no colour everything was in black and white

(via fat-amy-for-president)

sadisticmonster:

vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

oh god

(via fat-amy-for-president)

alexanderthemoderatelygood:

being on tumblr when everyone else is at school

(via fat-amy-for-president)

sociallyawkwardjocelyn:

fnark-oreo:

thankyouforthedildos:

Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

Two different types of people in this world

(via fat-amy-for-president)

scarss-and-stories:

now-im-paralyzedd:

tied-together-with-a-kiss:

everyone should know this song

Omfg every gif goes so perfectly

(via fat-amy-for-president)

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

(Source: dad-buscemi, via museeca)